The great legend of #TEHEYES! as told in verse narrative with some leet thrown in to make me look semi-normal... It all started one peaceful fall morning with birds chirping, rabbits hopping, and soft, sweet flutes playing lovely melodies in the background Waffles was sitting at his computer, windows wide open to let in the fresh air surfing porn and such and he came along lindsaylohannekkid.ytmnd.com he looked closely at the screen the sound started for a few seconds he became a woman! o.O then he said, "oh my god.... TEH EYES!" "they bleed mercilessly!" "I must share this abomination of the human race with everyone!" and so it came to pass that he made a channel aptly named: #TEHEYES! the great travelers came at once astro, the great pillar of fap zoph the zophinator garbageman the wise :o Russian the russian? him too always forget someone Russian, the revolutionary, sure to overthrow the wretched capitalistic bastards! and the formed an everlasting union of lewdness, stupidity, and outright blasphemy of the great unwritten code of irc giving power to all who wander near the entrance and allowing fights to the death >:) garbageman seized the sword of q and struck at all in his reach the fight grew in size suddenly, shiela, great and omnipotent ruler of power, was summoned to the channel to dictate who was worthy of such great strength she allowed people to curse others in secret, disclose their secret fapping sessions, and allow only the most high access to the great sword of q the battle lasted weeks even through the night, for there was no rest for the great warriors of #teheyes! men were summoned on every side to join in battle until they were so weary, they could no longer swing their fingers to utter the great commands of k'ick and it drained all their power men grew weak disaster struck, hordes of noobs seized the moment of weakness and invaded by the dozens and all was chaos garbageman the wise, after several attempts to destroy the battle and create peace, became unwilling to put up with this state of horror beyond his call of duty and fled, relinquishing power to waffles who, although sticky with syrup (among other things) gratuitously accepted the daunting challenge or returning the channel to it's original absurdity the right kind of absurdity months passed years passed the beast of battle slowly shrank from the hearts of the the people of #teheyes suddenly, all was quiet they looked up... and there, in the sky, stood the ghostly image of i'dle they were furious they could not stand such heresy! The channel was dying! but it was too late. *gasp* nothing could stop the white mist of i'dle from enveloping the battlefield the people of #teheyes were pushed to their limits they had no choice but to destroy this great demon of i'dle and so it came to be that the great channel, like a dying star, exploded in a fury of normalcy and decency and the ghost of i'dle vanished, the channel slowly recovered the people of #teheyes were again united in battle none but the oldest and wisest knew the great art of k'ick and so it came to be that they adopted a new form of battle a battle of words and so it came to pass that this once great channel became the quaint home you see today so shall it be written, the great epic of #teheyes! TEH ENDZORZ!!11!!1one!! THAT WAS FUCKING EPIC